Mi vecina de enfrente pero con perros. Literal. No es coña. La frase de hoy, que he escuchado a gritos a las 8 y media de la mañana:
"¡Lolo! [nombre de uno de sus 7 perros], te he dicho que necesito mi espacio ¿me entiendes, eh?… Sí, ¡así, muy bien! ¿Ves como me entiendes cuando te hablo? Te vas a convertir en un experto de la lengua española…"
No. Os. Estoy. Vacilando.
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
men are penises
the post was amazing and the comments made it better.
They created a male birth control pill in Australia and did clinical testing that said it was ineffective… Yet they only tested it on about 12ish rats and the main side effect was shrinking of the testes when they announced it to the media. I feel like this was a massive let down to science.
No one before Bernini had managed to make marble so carnal. In his nimble hands it would flatter and stream, quiver and sweat. His figures weep and shout, their torses twist and run, and arch themselves in spasms of intense sensation. He could, like an alchemist, change one material into another - marble into trees, leaves, hair, and, of course, flesh.
- Simon Schama’s Power of Art. Bernini
Bernini kötre <3